Saturday, January 29, 2011

Miracle verification: its process and validity

Back when I was in third year high school, my history teacher told us her experience when she needed to decide between two difficult choices. She needs to decide whether to stay here in the Philippines with her relatives, or take an offer to go to Japan to teach. What she did was that she asked for a sign from God, that if someone taps her shoulder while she prays, she would stay here in the country. Surprisingly, a priest tapped her shoulder while she was praying by the church in a comforting manner. The sign that she asked was granted. Many are able to relate to this kind of scenario. We often ask for these "signs" to test whether God is really with us. Humans really are hungry for "signs".

Sto. Niño de Providencia
credits: lifestyle.inquirer.net
Often, these "signs" appear as miracles. From time to time, you would see on television various reports saying that a miracle occurred. In 1998, there was a report about a miraculous oil from Sto. Niño de Providencia in Las Piñas. Witnesses say that they were "miraculously" cured by the oil. But I wonder… if there's a speaking, burning stove in our house, can it be a miracle? What if Hitler was raised from the dead, can it be a miraculous sign? What is a miracle? And how can we know if something's a miracle?

What is a miracle?

A miracle is generally defined as an event in the Human world that is out of its established order and is only possible with intervention of divine power (Webster's). It also means "a wonderful thing" when used in Latin. Three Greek words can be derived from "miracle" to describe its nature: "tereta", "dynamis" and "semeion" (Driscoll, 1911).

"Tereta" literally means "wonders". A miracle is a phenomenon that runs against, and often unexplainable, by the laws of nature. That is why usually, miracles bring a feeling of amazement. It is the  opposite to "natural". "Natural" according to Augustine in his De Trinitate, is when "things happen in a continuous kind of river of ever-flowing succession, passing by a regular and beaten track" (Houston, 1994, p.9).

"Dynamis" means "power". Miracles are supernatural because it is produced, not by natural powers, but of divine one. It is used by God to show His power over nature (Driscoll, 1911). Miracles can only be performed by God. Given that an event opposed the natural order of things, it is not enough to call it a miracle. Anything that is performed by an angel or other celestial bodies cannot be considered as a miracle. That is why miracles are sometimes associated with magic. Magic, as described by Aquinas in his Summa Theologiae, are caused by intellectual substances such as demons. Magicians induce these substances to their bidding by using intellectual signs in the form of invocations and commands addressed to intellectual substances (Houston, 1994).

Lastly, "Semeia" generally means "sign". The purpose of miracles is to manifest God's glory. It must be worthy of holiness, goodness, and justice of God, and conductive to the true good of men (Driscoll, 1911). Would you call it a miracle if neon pink lightning struck your house down or if plants suddenly speak and praise the name of the devil?

From these natures of miracles, we can deduce the following: (1) A miracle runs against the laws of nature and should be unexplainable, (2) A miracle can only be performed by God, and lastly, (3) a miracle must have a positive outcome such as conversion of religion or construction of a church. Given these definitions, the next question would be how does the Catholic Church verify if a reported miracle is real? And if there is a process of verifying miracles, is it valid enough?

How are miracles verified?

Monsignor Michele Di Ruberto, the undersecretary of the Vatican's Congregation for the Causes of Saints, works hundreds of red-bound books in his office, each a would-be miracle. His occupation is needed for approving and naming saints. If miracles in the intercession of the candidate saint happened years after his death, he would be beatified and called  blessed. One more miracle would be needed for him to be canonized to become a saint (Cassily, 1942).

Last March 2000, there was a report about a "weeping" statue of Sta. Monica in Basilica del Sto. Niño. People gathered to see the miraculous image. But it turned out that the tears were just painted by an artist to better portray the image of a weeping saint (Tenchavez, 2000). This is one of the numerous examples of a fake miracle. From psychic healers to perverted lickers, some people are ready to fool others by promising a cure, of course in exchange for some bucks. With an important role in Sainthood, and with people dreaming to become rich saints, miracles should be thoroughly validated.

According to Patrick Theillier, the Director of Shrine's Medical Office in Lourdes, France, the scientific aspect should be distinguished from the spiritual aspect. Miracle reports, specifically what we call "healing miracles" are heavily scrutinized and examined by experts of the involved field. Di Ruberto has access to a group of 60, covering all medical branches. These medical rationalists should attest that it surpasses their scope of knowledge. Pope Benedict XIV established seven criteria in verifying "healing miracles". First, the illness should be serious and will inevitably lead to death. Second, the illness must be organic or is caused by an accident. Third, it should be incurable. Fourth, the "healing" should be sudden. Fifth, the "healing" should also be instantaneous. Sixth, the renewal of function must be total, and lastly, the recovery must be lasting (Zenit, 2004).

The patient must also recognize the spiritual meaning of the event. The incident will go through a panel of theologians to determine if it was a result of prayer. Lastly, the outcome of the incident must be positive or it should manifest the goodness of God (Zenit, 2004).

With his essay, "On miracles," David Hume believed that miracle reports should be heavily scrutinized, as what the current process do. He said that any reports should not be accepted readily but to believe it not to be true. Additionally, evidences for and against the miraculous incident should be weighed. We should believe a report only if its falsehood would be more unfavourable than its validity (Houston, 1994).

Aside from the definition that a miracle works against the laws of nature, Hume presents additional qualification in verifying miracle reports. These qualifications focus, not on the miracle, but on the witnesses. There should be a great number of eye witnesses and their character should be reliable. The matter of delivery must also be taken into consideration. The witnesses' stand should be consistent. The existence of personal motives is also important, whether they have their own interests to maintain in saying what they do. And of course, the content of their statements (Houston, 2004).

For centuries, the Vatican have been using this method. But is it valid enough? For a test to be accurate, it should be valid. Validity refers to the extent to which the test measures or predicts what it is supposed to (Mejico, 2004). In this case, does the current process filter out effectively genuine miracles from not?

Is the verification process valid?

The process of verifying miracles by the Church, in some ways, can be considered valid. By weighing the evidences for the miraculous incident and the scrutiny of scientific experts from the medical field, it tests whether that event really runs against natural occurrence. Likewise, the criteria established by Pope Benedict XIV determine the occurrence of a miracle based on the definition stated earlier. Miracle is defined as an event opposing natural order of things (Houston, 1994). If a person is suffering from an incurable and fatal disease, and he suddenly recovers with no trace of the illness, then we can say that the event opposed the "natural" path that the patient should have taken.

Somehow, the process also validates if an incident is a work of God. The miracle report should go through a panel of theologians to determine if the 'miracle' was a result of prayer (Zenit, 2004). If it does result from prayer, it is assumed that God "granted" the prayer and performed the mriacle.

But analyzing the procedures, we can see several flaws in it, making the process less valide. First, the procedure cannot ensure that all domains of a miracle can be touched. The "unexplainable" aspect and the consequence of a miracle can be seen through the naked eye; but, it is not the case with its other definition. Miracles can only be performed by God (Houston, 1994). In testing whether it resulted from prayer, God's participation is only "assumed".

The assurance of future events also explains why the process is less valid. The healing of the patient involved must be lasting (Zenit, 2004). But there is no assurance that the disease will not return after days, months or even years. That means the examiners should still observe the patient as long as she lives. If this will be taken into consideration, then the whole verification process may take a lifetime! Another criterion is that the illness cannot be cured by other treatments (Zenit, 2004). But in the future, there is a possibility of creating a cure for that specific disease. Likewise, miracles are labelled "unexplainable" and "amazing" because our human knowledge cannot explain the phenomenon (Hospers, 1997). But thousands of years to come, a possibility of human knowledge reaching the unthinkable may happen. Just like hundreds of years ago, going to space was just a dream. If ever a cure can be discovered, will the Church remove the already-proven miracles from the list?

Hume's additional qualification should be added to the criteria of the church. The whole process only tackled the event that happened. It is also important for the authorities to know the side of the witnesses in order to see the miracle from all perspectives.

Lastly, miracle claims are inevitably subjective (Hospers, 1997). From the person involved, to the witnesses, from the doctors inspecting to theologians, even the process itself, all may perform subjectively. For one, it may be a miracle, to other it is not. This causes an error to the unanimity and consistency of the reports. If a plague killed a hundred people except for an individual, his family and friends will call it a miracle. But will the families of those who died also call it a miracle?

The process of verifying miracles observed by the Catholic Church is invalid. It does not accurately determine the miracle's occurrence from all domains. The possibility of future events may alter some of the factors, making the verification process difficult, or frankly, impossible. The procedures are not enough to view the incident from all points, and the essence of subjectivity makes the whole process less valid.

The method is not valid enough to determine "genuine" miracles from fake ones. It would be very difficult or even impossible to do so. We can readily measure the miracle's "physical" properties, but its "spiritual" essence is already dependent on the spectators. The method may not be valid, but the favourable outcome, which is an uplift of one's faith, is what's important.

A speaking, burning stove and Hitler's revival… I can never know whether I can call it a miracle. It may be, it may be not. But miracles are mere signs anyway. Which miracles are real? Only heaven knows.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Bakit mabilis magdiscuss ang ibang professors

"To write is futile with an overly excited professor."

Not only me, but I believe majority of the studentry of UP Manila will agree how annoying excited professors are. Excited to have an exam, excited to put the students on the edge of despair, and the most common, professors who are excited to discuss and push the ENTER button during powerpoint presentations.

Just imagine... Nakaupo ka sa silya mo at nakikinig sa teacher. Hawak mo ang itim na g-tec na pinakaiingatan mo. Binilisan mo ang pagsulat mo the moment na lumabas ang slide on "remedies for diarrhea". Fulfilled na fulfilled ka pa nang masulat mo yung DIARRHEA in all-caps, Arial font na pagkaganda-ganda, tapos pagtingin mo sa harap, nilipat na ng professor sa "signs and symptoms of constipation".

Tae.

Kung pwede mo lang ibato ang ballpen mo sa professor at sabihing, "ma'am, wait!" Pero hindi. Una, magagalit ang teacher. Pangalawa, G-tec yun. Sayang ang 80 pesos.

Pero bakit nga ba laging nagmamadali ang mga teacher sa pagdidiscuss ng mga lessons? Siguro, sa sobrang dami ng holiday, masyado nang naiwan ang klase sa dapat pag-aralan. Pwede namang nagtae yung teacher kaya hindi siya nakapasok ng mga nakaraang araw. Wait, what's with shits? Hindi ko na nga gagamitin ang feces bilang example, ang baho pakinggan. :D

Hindi kaya may hinahabol silang date? I think reasonable naman yun. Minsan na nga lang nila napagbibigyan ang uhaw nilang love life, ipagkakait pa natin sa kanila? Baka matulad sila sa mga teacher na tumandang dalaga dahil sa pagmamahal sa profession nila. Kelangan i-unwind natin ang sarili natin from time to time. Hindi lang mga students pero mga professors din.

On a deeper note, pwede ring hindi successful ang oral stage nila nung bata pa sila. According to Sigmund Freud, may psychosexual stages daw ang human development, una na nga dito ang oral stage. He stated that when a certain stage wasn't successfully finished due to some factors, manifestations related to it may appear in the future. For example, the oral stage pertains to infanthood. The baby's hunger must be satisfied at all cost. If not, manifestations associated with his/her mouth may appear such as being talkative or gluttonous. Kaya siguro masyado mabilis magdiscuss ang mga teachers, hindi sila masyado napapakain nung baby pa sila. Kawawa naman sila...

Sabi ng mga matatanda, pag malikot ang isang bata, may bulate daw sa puwet. Pag mabilis bang magsalita, ibig sabihin may bulate sa bibig? Ewww…

Female ascaris
source: Wikipedia
According to our most sought after, Wikipedia, Ascaris lumbricoides are parasitic nematode worms known as the "giant intestinal roundworms". They usually infest humans because of poor sanitation. The females can actually reach up to an average of 20 - 35 cm, pretty much longer than a 12-inch ruler. The size is just the tip of the iceberg. In worst case scenarios, LOTS of ascaris worms may actually have a party in your intestines, even causing bowel obstruction. And the moment you drink medications to kill them, they'll try to get out of your body in every exit possible. Believe me, you don't want to know what "every exit" means.

It also says that Ascariasis or ascaris infestation is systemic in nature. Worms migrate to other parts of the body, perhaps the liver or the lungs. Hindi kaya sa mga teachers, nagmimigrate sa fingers kaya mabilis silang pumindot ng powerpoint slides? Kawawa din yung mga students sa harap, baka matalsikan ng ascaris habang nagdidiscuss yung prof.

No matter what their reasons are, it's up to us students on how to adapt. Dumaan din sila sa pagiging estudyante so I guess it's our turn to work hard. Let's just supplement our notes with sufficient readings. Tsaka maniwala ako sa'yo kung nakikinig ka talaga. In the end, tayo pa rin talaga ang maghihirap.

Tae.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

When vampires bite the silver screen

"I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for two hundred years."
--Louis (Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles, 1994)


Pale skin, sharp fangs, undead and drinks blood… seems familiar? Of course! Seeing someone with these characteristics surely means that you're looking at a vampire.

Vampires are described differently across cultures. In Transylvanian tales, they are described as having pale skin and long fingernails. Bulgarian vampires are said to have only one nostril. Some have more than unique descriptions such as vampires attacking only while naked and vampires that wore high-heeled shoes, as described in Moravian and Albanian folklore respectively. In modern times, vampires are described as having pale complexion, sharp fangs that they use for biting their victims, superhuman capabilities and somewhat immortal lives. They are thought to be killed only by exposing them to sunlight, making them drink blood from corpses, or driving a stake through their heart. Perhaps, the modern vampire is the most famous, with people being greatly influenced by media and literary works.

Because of their attributes, vampires have created mass hysteria among people during the early times, as early as Egyptian dynasties. They associated vampirism with demonic possession, thus terrorized people in the past. Even several pathological diseases, such as tuberculosis, bubonic plague and rabies, and grave digging, are being mistaken for vampirism. But the real question is do vampires really exist? In reality, no. But they do exist in a place that all of us probably know…

HOLLYWOOD

Vampires, being a dominant figure of horror films, inspired a lot of fictional movies in Hollywood. I guess everyone will agree that the most famous vampire-based-character is Bram Stoker's "Dracula".

Dracula
Like all vampires, Dracula comes to life each night to suck the blood of the living. As he pursues his victims, he is, in turn, pursued by Jonathan Harker. Harker is convinced by a Dr. Van Helsing that the only way to stop Dracula is to find the coffin that conceals him during the day and drive a stake through his heart. Harker discovers the coffin and Dracula is destroyed. (McNally, 1997)

Since Bram Stoker's infamous novel, the name "Dracula" has been associated with vampires already. Because of this, Dracula inspired a lot of films about him. The number of films that have been made in reference to Dracula have reached 649, according to the Internet Movie Database. There are almost 200 movies that feature Dracula, second to the most numerous, Sherlock Holmes. Dracula, having pale skin and being a suave, charismatic villain, became the standard for modern vampires.

The very first film, Nosferatu eine Symphony des Grauens ("Nosferatu: a Symphony of Horror") is a silent movie, directed by F.W. Murnau in 1922. In the story, Count Dracula is changed to Count Orlok (literally meaning "fright"). Because of this, Murnau was sued for Copyright infringement by the Stoker estate.

One of the most famous adaptations of the story is Browning's classical film, "Dracula" starring Bela Lugosi in 1931. In 2000, the United States Library of Congress deemed the film as "culturally significant" and so, preserved.

Several films about Dracula were made up to the present which includes Wes Craven's "Dracula 2000" and an animated film by Warner Brothers, "The Batman vs Dracula" in the year 2005. Dracula also appeared in other, less accepted genres. Surprisingly, there is a soft-core, lesbian, pornographic and semi-parodical film with an all-female cast that was shown in 2005 with the title, "Lust for Dracula".

Wesley Snipes, Blade
Because of these "Dracula" films, where some became box-office hit and high-grossing movies, more vampire-themed films were produced in which some became very well-known. In 1998, Norrington directed "Blade", a comics-based film starring Wesley Snipes. In 2002, its sequel, "Blade II" was shown and lastly, "Blade: Trinity" in 2004. On the same year, "Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles" was shown in the big screen, being a film wherein the protagonist is a vampire. The movie starred Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas and Kirsten Dunst. Not long after, its indirect sequel, "Queen of the Damned" was shown. The "Underworld" series, with Kate Beckinsale for the leading role, also became popular as the movie series inserted "Lycans" or werewolves, their rival clan, in the plotline.

Van Helsing
Vampire-hunters became known as well. Perhaps the most famous is the one that hunts Dracula himself. Van Helsing. A film about this infamous character, "Van Helsing" was shown in 2005 starring Hugh Jackman as the title role. Likewise, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" became popular among the youth, when its film led to the production of a hit TV series with the same title starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, as well as its spin-off, "Angel".

But somehow, vampires have lost its frightful touch at present. With the birth of the "Twilight" saga by Stephanie Meyer in 2005, people started to view the night creatures as more positive , more appealing and perhaps, sexier  than the blood-lust figures of the medieval times. The novel has emphasized that these vampires, hungry for human  blood, also have the capacity to enjoy a romantic date with their seventeen-year old prey.

These films have affected how people see vampires. In the medieval times, vampires were regarded with terror and often caused mass hysteria. But presently, vampires are regarded as fictional character alone, a mere option for a Halloween costume. Some westerners even used the "vampire look" as a fashion statement.

According to literature, Jonathan Harker successfully destroyed the said "Father" of all vampires, Dracula. Perhaps, we will never known if vampires really do exist. But we should still be careful, especially while watching these films. We never know, they might just be lurking in the darkness, ready to steal your popcorn and bid you a sweet, deep, goodnight kiss.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Banzai

Q. What does "Banzai" mean?
A. "Banzai(万歳)" literally means ten thousand years (of life). It is written with the combination of the kanji characters for "ten thousand(万)" and "age(歳)."

"Banzai" is a Japanese cheer that can be translates as "Long life!" or "Hurrah!" It is usually repeated three times to express enthusiasm, celebrate a victory, applause and favor on happy occasion while raising both arms. It is commonly done together with the large group of people.

Foreign people seem to confuse "Banzai" with a war cry. It is probably because the Japanese soldiers shouted "Tennouheika Banzai!(天皇陛下万歳!)" when they were dying during World War II. In this context what they meant was "Long live the Emperor" or "Salute the Emperor".

[ http://japanese.about.com/blqow41.htm ]


Merong nagsabi sa'min two years ago na ang ibig sabihin daw ng "Banzai" ay "May the emperor live ten thousand years!", or "Long live the emperor" for short. Tama nga naman, through the eyes of a foreigner. Nabubulagan lang siguro siya ng sobra niyang PAGMAMAHAL sa bansang Japan (well, obviously, I'm being sarcastic. He loathes Japan... well, maliban na lang sa magagandang cosplaye-- I mean, cosplay activities.^_^)

Pero naisip ko lang, can "Banzai" be applied to Filipinos? Can "banzai!" be shouted by soldiers when they are in the battlefield?

Siguro, pag ordinary Filipinos lang, ok lang na magsabi ng Banzai. It's kinda similar to saying "Hurray" or "Mabuhay!". Pero pag soldiers... Kung kukunin natin yung meaning ng banzai from He-who-LOVES-japan, pag sinabi ng soldiers na Banzai, parang sinabi nila "May the emperor live ten thousand years!" or in our previous context, "May madam President live ten thousand years!!!"... Oh my goodness.. Uh, I don't think so. Pero masagwa din ang present context nating, "May Pnoy live ten thousand years (along with Kris Aquino, baby josh and baby james)." Basta ba walang wang-wang at budget cut.

Siguro, mas bagay kung ang isisigaw nila imbis na BANZAI, ay BONZAI, o kaya naman, BANZOT... O diba, ang cute!

Grabe.. Kung sakaling nasa Brunei or Myanmar ako ngayon, nasundan na 'ko ng gobyerno, pinakulong, o kaya naman chinop-chop ang katawan at itinapon sa magkakahiwalay na biodegradable trash bin. Super limited kasi ang press freedom dun. Bawal mong pagsalitaan ng masama ang state ruler. Buti na lang talaga, I'm here in our beloved Philippines, kung saan libreng libre ang mga bloggers na kutyain ang height ng pangulo. At syempre, bonus na rin ang pagiging UP ko, kung saan, may freedom of expression din.

Pilipinas... Banzai!
Pilipino... Banzai!
UP... Banzai!
PGMA... Bonzai!...? umm.. Banzot!...?
PNOY... Banz... Banz... (shet, wala akong maisip) Banzen burner? Sunugin ang budget cut!!!
He-who-LOVES-Japan... Bonzat... 

Huwag niyo akong gagayahin. Our country needs good citizens

T.V. Stations

[blog dated July 17, 2009]

I stumbled upon this article about Mariel Rodriguez habang nasa PBB house siya. Parang sinabi niya daw na "baduy ang GMA." I'm not posting this blog to support her, or to defend the network. What caught my attention are the comments made by a lot of people that I saw below the article.

Grabe ang mga comment. Some were supporting Mariel's statement. A few are protecting the kapuso network. Habang nagbabasa ako pababa, patindi na ng patindi ang sinasabi nila. Napunta na sa originality ng mga palabas, sa pagiging no. 1, sa pagiging "class" ng mga variety show, at tunggalian ng wowowee at eat bulaga. Todo ALL CAPS pa ang mga text. Sana lang, hindi nasira ang keyboard ng mga nagtype nun, kasi kulang na lang, gawin pa nilang red ang font color, at mahahalatang nagngingitngit sila sa inis at galit habang nakikipagbangayan sila sa ibang tao, virtually.

Nakakalungkot lang kasi lahat ng comment dun, tagalog, which means, lahat sila sa thread na yun ay Pilipino.

San nga ba nagmula yang abs-cbn VS gma battle na yan? Bakit sila nagaaway?
Pareho naman sila ng binibigay sa tao:
- entertainment
- news
- information
- public service
halos pareho lang din naman ang mga commercial na pinapalabas nila. At syempre, pareho din nilang kini-claim na sila ang no. 1 "based on surveys."

"Serbisyo totoo"... "In service of the Filipino"...
SUS! nyek nyek niyo. Ang gusto niyo lang naman, pera! Ang kumita ng malaki! Both of you are claiming to be the best para habulin kayo ng mga businessman para i-endorse ang mga produkto nila, para kumita kayo ng malaki!

Mabuti kung kayo lang ang mag-aaway... e pati ang sambayanang Pilipino, pinagaaway niyo. Kanya kanya pa kayo ng labas ng survey ratings kaya tuloy tuloy ang pagtatalo ng supporters niyo.

Meron ding kasalanan ang mga tagasubaybay ng dalawang istasyon. Most  people (see, I'm not generalizing everyone) tend to idolize their favorite station so much that they close their eyes from the goodness of the competing network. Ang tingin nila sa favorite network nila, diyos, at sa kabilang network, demonyo. Both networks have their good and bad characteristics. Ang dapat sa mga tao, magkaroon ng open mind at respeto sa iba. Given na baduy ang GMA, or walang class ang ABS, people should not include their emotions in giving comments. Tuloy, yung mga taong tira nang tira sa ibang istasyon, ay lumalabas na walang breeding, walang class, at BADUY!

We are all Filipinos. Don't let a network feud change that. Maliban na lang kung gusto niyong magtayo ng tatlong estado ng Pilipinas, ang ABS-CBN, ang GMA, at ang OTHERS (kawawa naman sila kung ituturing silang minorities sa Pilipinas.)

Scanlations

I remembered back when I was a Toma fan, mahilig akong magbasa ng scanlations ng "Ikita Kotoba"....  ?ano yung scanlations?

---for the people who really patronize Filipino products (which includes TV shows, magazines and comics) so much that they shield themselves from foreign products, "Scanlations" is probably a combination of "scan" and "translation"... Madalas ginagawa 'to sa mga manga. They "scan" the manga, translate the Japanese speech bubbles so that we can understand them, then they upload it in the internet for everyone to read. ooohh.. nice.

~ but why translate? Sino ba kasi nagimbento ng iba't ibang lenggwahe na naririnig natin ngayon? Perhaps it's an impossible wish na mawala ang language barriers that we have at the present.

SOLUTION 1: TELEPATHY
Wow. Pano kaya kung meron tayong telepathy? What if we have the ability to read a person's mind? That would surely erase the language barriers.. coz we don't need any language! All we have to do is concentrate and we will already know what they are thinking. Cool...

but boring. Yeah, super boring. If we have that kind of ability, we don't need to speak. Mapapanis lang ang mga laway natin. And everywhere you go, you'd hear SILENCE. And there'd be NO MUSIC. There'd be NO BOOKS OR ANY PRINT MATERIALS (how can we know what the paper is thinking?)

SOLUTION 2: A GLOBAL LANGUAGE
This is the most feasible solution. Establish a global language that everyone is required to speak. Meron na ngang ganyan dito e. English ang tawag dun. Because of that global language, countries are able to understand each other. But for me, we haven't achieved the highest level of a global language. Because for most countries, the global language is just their second language. What if everyone speak the same language strictly? What if all other languages are eradicated, leaving one which we are required to use? Maybe it could be a better place. LOL.

Meron kasi tayong tinatawag na strong nationalism, pati na rin ang ibang bansa. Because people love their country so much that they still choose to use their mother language (o kaya tinatamad lang silang matuto ng iba). It's not that I hate my country or anything, but it's just my opinion that what if we take our nationalism aside and focus on global unity?

As long as there are "countries", "flags", and "national language", there will always be barriers between countries. Siguro pag sinakop na tayo ng aliens, magiging isang bansa na lang ang lahat ng countries sa mundo.

Constipation

[blog dated April 9, 2009]

“Constipation (kon-sti-PĀ-shun; con- = together; stip- = to press) refers to infrequent or difficult defecation caused by decrease motility of the intestines. Because the feces remain in the colon for prolonged periods, excessive water absorption occurs and the feces become dry and hard,” (Tortora and Grabowski, 2003). Ang ibig sabihin lang, matigas ang tae kaya mahirap ilabas, masakit, maka-ubos-oras. CONSTIPATION... sa una, ang sosyal pakinggan, pero pangit ang ibig sabihin.

Naranasan mo na bang magka-constipation? Ano ang pakiramdam? Masakit.... nakakainis... gustung-gusto mo nang matapos ang lahat ngunit sa di mawaring dahilan ay kailangan mo pang magtiis ng ilang minuto hanggang ilang oras. Kahit ilang timba ng pawis na ang tumagaktak sa mukha mo ay patuloy pa rin ang pagdurusang nararamdaman. I’m not saying these things about constipation dahil naka-upo ako sa toilet bowl ngayon at tila nanganganak sa kakairi. No, my friends, I’m not constipated at the present, but I happen to experience something related to it.

That experience would be... our enrolment. Enrolment? Bakit? Amoy tae ba nung enrolment niyo? May matigas ba? Sino??? Bago pa mapunta sa mga amoy at matitigas na bagay ang usapan, I better tell what happened...

Ok, so I went to school early (as in maaga) for enrolment. Siguro mga 7 am yun. Andun na si Jayson (pati ata si Arvin andun na rin) and some upperclassmen. I signed up in the list. Yan, #24 ako, maaga pa. Nagstart na siguro magbigay ng number by about 8:30. Nung nabigyan ako, #27 na ko. Mukha ngang nadadagdagan ng 3 yung numbering kahit sina Bayani, ganun din e. Naghintay na lang kami sa Auditorium para dun sa form 5-A.

Grabe, ang tagal. Yup, ang tagal talaga naming naghintay. Naubos na lang yung oras kakakwento ng iba kong kaklase about some “legendary pokemon” at pag-shishift, at kakakanta ng tune ng selecta ice cream cart at “3-in-1 plus 1” jingle ni Vhong Navarro. Nung nabigay na yung form 5-A, pinirmahan na naming at nung adviser then we’ll give it back to the aquarium para ma-print naman ang form 5-B.

After SEVERAL minutes of waiting, chatting and laughing, nabigay na yung form 5-B nung mga kasabayan ko nagpasa... but wait! Nasaan yung akin?! Hay... Baka naman may kelangan lang ayusin kaya na-late. Intayin ko na rin. So, inintay nga namin. Inintay namin hanggang inabot na kami ng lunch time. Ano ba yan... sige na nga, kain na lang kami.

Pagbalik namin, of course, naghintay pa rin kami. Para kaming may constipation. Nakakainis, nakakapagod. Gustung-gusto na naming matapos ang lahat ng ito, ngunit hindi maaari. Para kaming tubol na naiwan sa large intestine ng ilang araw, “batong bato” na kami. #27 ako, pero naunahan pa ko ng mga above #60. Hindi na yata tama... with the encouragement of Chantel and Jess (mahiyain kasi ako magtanong e), nagtanong na ko sa aquarium. Pinahanap sa kin yung 5-A ko sa stack ng natapos na... andun nga yung akin. Naka cross out na (which means na-print na). Guess what, na-cross-out na yung akin, pero hindi pa nila napriprint. Sorry, sabi sakin. Wow... dapat pala, kanina pa ko umaga natapos kung hindi lang nangyari ang small error na yun... pano kung hindi ako nagtanong, aabutin na ko ng takipsilim. Kaya nung natapos ang lahat, para akong nakaraos sa ilang oras na pag-valsalva maneuver.

Perhaps, it’s partly my fault because I didn’t have the courage at first to ask and follow-up. But look at the circumstances. Sa lahat ng nagenroll, bakit ako lang ang nakaranas ng ganun? Malas lang talaga siguro ako nung araw na yun...

Kaya wag kakalimutan, uminom lagi ng tubig at ugaliing umupo sa inidoro upang hindi mamuo ang tumigas ang dumi sa loob. Basta, huwag susuko sa lahat ng hamon ng buhay, iiri mo lang ng iiri, lalabas din yan.

Sipon

Sipon. Kaya ka nagkakasipon ay dahil nag-o-over secrete ng mucus ang nasal cavity because of viral infection or irritation (I hope my guess is correct. Haha). Based on experience, mahirap ang may sipon because it's harder to breathe, to smell, to taste and to speak. Maluha-luha ka pa pag may sipon ka.

Ang sipon, parang taong mahal mo pero hindi ka niya mahal, or hindi feasible ang relationship. Huwag mo nang pilitin. Pag pinilit mo, It's harder to execute pulmonary ventilation. In other words, mahirap huminga.. Isa pa, It's harder to smell and taste. Pag walang amoy at lasa ang pagkain, mahirap tanggapin, mahirap lunukin, walang excitement. Third, It's harder to speak. Hindi mo masabi ang gusto mong sabihin. Lastly and most visible, Maluha-luha ka. Alam ko, pinilit ko lang iconnect ang lahat ng 'to in line with the upcoming Valentines day (ang layo pa. haha), but it makes sense diba? Ngunit pag pinagsama-sama ang lahat ng ito, isa lang ang point nito: ANG TAONG MAHAL MO NGUNIT HINDI KA MAHAL AY ISANG MALAKING SIPON!

E bakit hindi na lang isinga diba? Yeah, those people that I call smart are the ones that blow their noses to get rid of the bad stuff. Pag nahihirapan ka na, e di isinga mo na lang. Pero merong ilang tao na pinipigilan ang pagbahing, at ang ginagawa na lang ay sinisinghot ang sipon upang hindi tumulo. But in the end, ang mga matatalinong tao ay naiiwang may over-drenched na panyo at mala-Rudolph na ilong dahil sa walang kakuntentuhan... At ang iilang mapilit ay nakukuntento na lang sa pasinghot singhot, tinatanggap ang katotohanan at di kalaunan ay gumagaling.

"Sisinghutin kita, ngayon, bukas at magpakailanman..."

Muta

Today is another day. A new day for new beginnings and challenges. But a day with the same routines. Pare-pareho lang naman ang ginagawa ko sa isang araw. Gigising sa tunog ng alarm clock (cellphone), iaadjust ng 30 minutes para makatulog uli kahit konti, at gigising nanaman for the second time around. Kakain naman ako pag may oras pa. Pag wala na, ok na yung gatas, pero minsan, hindi na ako kumakain. Umaasa na lang ako sa 24-hour convenience store capital of the Philippines, ang Ermita, Manila, dahil kahit san ka tumingin, bawat kanto, merong 7eleven o kaya naman, mini-stop.

So balik tayo sa routine ko. Maghahanda ako ng gamit for the day, maliligo, magbibihis, magaayos ng gamit, magtotoothbrush, magaayos uli ng gamit, aalis ng bahay, at pag nangalahati na ako papunta sa terminal ng tryke, babalik uli ako sa bahay dahil naiwan ko ang salamin or id ko. This goes on and on almost everyday. Pero so far, hindi pa naman ako nagsasawa.

Ang aking sinasakyan to school ay mga van na papuntang Lawton. Mabilis lang naman ang biyahe... Pinakamahaba na ang 2 oras kung sobrang trapik talaga. Pero kahit mabilis ang biyahe, I can't help but see what other people are doing. At eto ang usual: may naka-earphones at nakikinig ng music with the max volume... Yung tipong alam mo na ang pinakikinggan ng lalakeng katabi mo ay "single ladies" dahil sa sobrang lakas.

Is it necessary to play the music THAT loud? Ang sabi nga ni Tortora, "If you are listening to music through headphones and bystanders can hear it, the dB (decibels) level is in the damaging range." In short, delikado na siya sa tenga dahil baka mabingi ka. Baka nagpapasikat lang sila na maganda ang songs sa playlist nila o kaya, dahil damaged na ang ears nila, they conceive the loud music as whispers. At syempre, ang walang kamatayang, "ay, sorry... Dinig nio pala, hindi ko alam." Wow, hindi niya alam...

Para sigurong muta yung music. Hindi mo alam unless people will tell you. Pwede ring gamitin ang tinga na panghalintulad. Hindi mo alam na alam ng katabi mo na ang kinain mo kagabi ay dinuguan. Ate, magtoothbrush ka naman.

Sabagay, mahirap naman sisihin ang tao kung clueless siya.. Minsan, may nakasabay ako na babae sa van. Hindi niya siguro narerealize na ang strap ng bra niya (yung nagsasabit ng bra sa balikat) ay napigtas na. Mabuti kung kagandahan ang face, e mukha na siyang mother figure. Hindi ko naman masabi na "Miss, uso ba yan ngayon... Hanging?" Naku, baka madaganan pa ko ng di oras.

Mahirap naman talaga kasing sabihin ang mga ganun. Sabi nga noon, pag sasabihin mong may muta yung kaharap mo, sabihin mo, "Pare, may muta ba ako? (sasabihin niya dapat, 'wala') Kasi ikaw meron." So nagmukha pang blessing ang muta. Pano ko kaya sasabihin yun, "pare, malakas ba ang earphones ko? Kasi sa yo, sobrang lakas." UTANG NA LOOB, HINDI KA MARIRINIG NUN! Or worse, "Miss, ayos pa ba yung bra ko (oh, for god sake), kasi yung sa'yo, pigtas na! Hindi lang ako masasampal, mappagkamalan pa kong miyembro ng federasssyonn.

Kaya ako (kahit na masama), hindi ko sinasabi sa taong iyon ang mga ganung bagay. I let them realize on their own. (except for my close friends). But I really admire people who would stand up and say, "may kulangot ka sa lips..."


Moral lesson: Ayusin ang gamit bago matulog

Libag

[blog dated February 3, 2009]

5 oras na ang lumipas nang nag-exam kami sa N3-Laboratory.. Tama ang narinig mo, exam sa laboratory..

Dati, ang akala ko lang sa mga lab subjects (lalo na nung highschool), for fun lang. Yun bang pag wala nang ibang maturo yung teacher kasi super gasgas na yung topic, maiisipan niya na lang na mag-experiment... Minsan naman, responsable yung teacher kaya mag-eexperiment daw kami para makita namin yung mga tinuturo samin "in action". Dati, magtatanim daw ng monggo tapos titignan kung ano yung epekto ng sobrang tubig o kaya walang araw... Minsan naman, maghahalo kami ng mga chemicals for our chemistry class, at magpapagulong ng mga metal balls sa physics class.. At syempre, ang favorite kong biology class, kung saan mag-didisect kami ng kung anu-ano.

Pero ngayon, may exam na pala ang laboratory... Mabuti kung yung exam na "take your time, review your answers...".. E hindi! By stations daw. 31 stations all in all kasi 31 kami. Per stations, may specific questionS with a capital S (o diba, ang dami nun). At kelangan tapusin after 1 and 1/2 minutes... Mahirap siya, yun lang ang masasabi ko.

"After the bell rang, go to the next station..." seems orderly isnt it? Mabuti nga yung ganun diba, yung orderly, systematic at higit sa lahat, predictable. Dito kasi sa Pilipinas, usong-uso yung singitan. Singitan, from the root word, singit, (common term: groin; medical term: inguinal) na tumutukoy sa parte ng katawan na nagdudugtong sa parte ng ari at hita. Dalawang papalapit na lambak na kadalasa'y dinedescribe bilang maitim, mabaho at pawisin. True to its meaning, pag nagsisingitan nga naman, nadidikit sa balat mo ang malalagkit at pawis na pawis nilang mga braso. Lalo na pagpasok sa LRT, sa mga pila sa bus, sa pagkuha ng give-aways sa mga health teaching at sa paguunahan sa entrance ng isang lugar. Bakit hindi nila magawang maghintay? At babanggain pa nila ang isa't isa para lang magunahan. Power play ba ito? Hehehe.

Minsan naman, malinis ang pagkakasingit. Walang kiskisan ng balat. Yun bang pag-oorder sa isang stall or carinderia. Nakakainis yung minsang nakapila ka at pag handa ka nang umorder, biglang tiyempong magsasalita yung katabi mo at sasabihing, "ate, pabili nga nitong C2!". Parang libag, ang sarap hilurin ng sobra-sobra at ideretso sa inidoro. Pero hindi ko naman sila masisisi... Minsan din naman, libag din ako.

Hindi naman lahat ng singit, ilegal. Sa simbahan, pag communion, legal ang maningit. At pag nagpasingit ka, ang tingin sa'yo ng tao, mabait. Ang sagwa naman pag may sumingit sa harap mo, sisigaw ka sa loob ng simbahan, "HOY! PUMILA KA DUN SA LIKOD. SINGIT! SINGIT! LIBAG! LIBAG KA!"

Kahit ilan pa ang singit at libag sa mundo, mahirap pa rin ang N-3 lab (ang N3 pala ay anatomy at physiology). Pero kahit na mahirap, masaya at creative. At syempre, Hindi ka matatawag na libag.

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Ngayong nag-duduty na kami, I'm far from taking laboratory exams. Now, I'd take more difficult ones, yung tipong pag nagkamali ka ng major major, it might cost not only your chance to graduate on time, but also your clinical instructor's license.

Mas gusto ko pang matawag na libag kaysa makapatay ng tao T_T

I welcome myself in blogspot

Tadaima blogspot! Wait, that doesn't sound quite right. Tadaima is a japanese term for "I'm back" or "I'm home" or "Mom, what's for dinner???" (scrap the last part. haha). I've never been in Blogspot before so it's wrong to use tadaima...

Enough with the Japanese lessons. "Welcome Henri, you're now on blogspot!"
**reads FAQ**
**designs blog**
**lulls for a moment**
**writes this initial post**

Yay! Ok, first things first, I am not made for blogging, or at least I'm not used in blogging. I've done multiply before, but I got bored. After about 2 years, I find myself gaining interest in writing once again. Bakit? (Sorry if I'll use Filipino and English interchangeably, I'm more comfortable this way)

DAHIL GALIT AKO SA MUNDO!!! For now... haha. Napakamalas ko. Ang bigat ng dinadala ko. I need a place where I can dump my disappointments. And I found blogspot. From now on, ikaw na ang emotional kubeta ko.

Ang malas mo dahil binabasa mo ang blog na 'to. Parang ikaw yung tubig na inidoro na sumasalo sa bawat bulwak ng sama ng loob ko. Well, hindi lang naman yun. As you can see in the upper part of my blog, my real purpose of writing is showing you how life is so unsimple. Hindi lahat ng bagay, iisa lang ang dahilan ng existence or meaning. There are a lot of ways on how to view things. And I so love viewing things in a different way. So yun ang purpose ko dito. Nagkataon lang na ang view ko sa mundo ngayon ay pangit, madilim, pangit, malungkot at pangit... wait, nasabi ko bang pangit... ka? Joke.

So there, just like transferring to a new home, dadalhin ko ang mga furniture ko from my previous home to this new one. I'm pertaining to my blogs. So if ever na hindi mo pa nabasa ang iba kong kagaguhan, eto na ang chance mo!